Saturday, August 02, 2008

Are you a Yorba Linda oldtimer or newcomer?

How do you classify yourself? Are you an old-time Yorba Lindan or a relatively new resident? Here’s how to tell:

Oldtimer: You bought refreshing root beer floats at the A&W drive-in at Imperial Highway and Yorba Linda Boulevard.

Newcomer: You enjoy the poppy blooms on the vacant field at the same location.

Old: You remember horn blasts calling volunteer firefighters to the Lemon Drive station.

New: You hear horn blasts from trains and errant car alarms.

Old: You saw Hank Wedaa’s name on City Council election ballots.

New: You see Hank Wedaa’s name on City Council election ballots.

Old: You signed PATCH (Prevent an Airport Through Chino Hills) petitions.

New: You signed YLRRR (Yorba Linda Residents for Responsible Redevelopment) petitions.

Old: You participated in civic discussions at the Village Café on Main Street.

New: You participate in civic discussions at Java Joe’s on Yorba Ranch Road.

Old: You shopped for necessities at stores in what is now called Old Town.

New: Where’s Old Town?

Old: You visited Dr. Richard Cochran’s office/home on Olinda Street for medical needs.

New: Your HMO or PPO shuffles you from office to office throughout the county.

Old: You recall when every Yorba Linda Boulevard intersection had a service station with a kid who ran out to pump your gas, check your oil and wash your windshield.

New: You stop along Yorba Linda Boulevard for quickie oil changes.

Old: You hitched a ride to Fullerton Union High School for grades 9 through 12.

New: Your mom drives you to Esperanza, El Dorado or Valencia highs.

Old: You boarded the Pacific Electric Railway at the Imperial Highway station.

New: You enjoy Polly’s fresh-baked pies in the reconstructed train building.

Old: You walked to work to sort citrus at the packing plant on Yorba Linda Boulevard.

New: You drive your car to workouts at the fitness center in Packing House Square.

Old: You visited Main Street’s City Hall, rented from the Masonic Lodge, to watch the foolishness at City Council meetings.

New: You watch the foolishness at City Council meetings from your Laz-E-Boy lounger or computer desk chair at home.

Old: You kept chickens, goats, horses or other animals.

New: You call Code Enforcement to complain about crowing roosters, clucking hens and horse manure.

Old: You got mad at wrongheaded political columns penned by publisher Bill Drake in the weekly Yorba Linda Star.

New: You get mad at wrongheaded political columns in the print Yorba Linda Star and online at ocregister.com/yorbalinda.